[travel] the palms las vegas hardwood suite

The Palms Resort and Casino in Las Vegas features a Hardwood suite that has to be the ultimate dude's playpen. The two-floor, 10,000 square foot suite comes with a half court basketball court, adjacent locker room, pool table, bar/lounge area, dancefloor, dining room, living room, jacuzzi tub and the customary 42-inch plasma. Apparently, you can even customize your stay with your very own team jerseys and cheerleaders on the sidelines. Riiight, "cheerleaders." Now you know why they call it the hard wood suite (wink, wink). Nightly rate for man's heaven on earth is about $50,000. Which means for most of us, the Hardwood suite will merely be a wet dream.